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Kock Fight Chicken

 

 

Fast Food and Booze

Fast food turns out to be an industry Satan's actually rather fond of, after working a stint at one of the local joints. With Mammon's help (supervision) and the experience of several poached staff members from his old workplace, Satan's actually put together a menu of halfway decent fried chicken, alongside Hell-themed specials. Pity the place itself looks kind of rundown, but the staff are cheerful, the food's alright, the booze knocks you on your ass. What more could you want?
Please find the menu here!

 

Throw-down

What puts KFC head and shoulders above any other generic joint, however, is the fact that you can throw down with the owner-manager at any time. Or the staff, but only members who have learned how to fight. Mostly Satan is going to volunteer, however. Get your chicken, get drunk, demand to see the manager, and the staff will show you to the parking lot with a smile.
After all, it's an honour to get your ass kicked by the King of Gehenna! ...At least in Gehenna.

 

Secret Menu

If you're really bold or self-loathing, there's always the secret menu to try out!  Why not, right? At the very least, you'll be giving the owner a good laugh.  
💤 Nyquil chicken.  Knock yourself out. There's a one a week limit, however.
😇Tonic water. It glows in the dark. What do you want.
🩸Hot sauce and a slap in the face from one of the cute staff members!
🌹Mayonnaise burger. Chicken will cost extra. You'll get plenty of napkins, don't worry.
🪰A shot of pickle brine. Pungent. Tangy! Maybe you'll get a cocktail onion for good luck!
🪙The First Bite Special. Mammon himself will come out and take the first bite out of a random dish. That dish is now yours. Enjoy!
🎣Envy nuggets. It's an empty nugget box, so you can be jealous of people who do have nuggets to eat right now.